Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Im part way to drunk.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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