I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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