you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
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