12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
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