is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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