She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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