He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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