i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
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