How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
Randomize
