yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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