i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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