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I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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