And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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