I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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