So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I need moral support for this bender
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
