I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
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