Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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