Just mADE A PArabola og urine
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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