i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.�
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
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