if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Be still, my beating vagina.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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