ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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