Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
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