I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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