Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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