she was so not down for the gang bang
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Randomize
