my room smells like sperm. sweet.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Randomize
