so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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