Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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