is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
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