You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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