Im at strip club and am horny
she was so not down for the gang bang
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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