Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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