their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Randomize
