We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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