Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
You tried to impress her by kicking the 5th floor button in the elevator, but you ended up kicking everything from 3 to 11. Then you said, "pretty accurate, huh ladies?"
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
how does that bad decision feel?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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