Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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