operation harelip BJ is a go
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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