Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Can I color on your dick again?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Randomize
