Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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