Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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