Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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