Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
