They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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