What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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