who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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