DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
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