Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
zippers are such a cool invention
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
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