3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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