Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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