the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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