Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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